Biography:

Update 2009:
Mr. Clay owns house in Philadelphia. Two dogs. Girlfriend +6 years. Continues to have fun almost every day of his life. Plays quite a bit of guitar, bass, Nintendo. Spends far too much time on the internet. Attends concerts on a weekly basis. Personal obsession with rock, fusion, jambands, D+B, elctronica, noise. Recently saw AC/DC and was impressed. Always thought they were for losers. Got first iPod this year and found that it demands a lot of babysitting. Refuses to use facebark and myspaced because i am not a teenage girl who likes to blog about myself.

During the daytime, The Clay works for a large pharmaceutical research company and gets to travel the country, which is also fun.

Most important update, since you might be wondering: Phish is back. Therefore, Clay is touring in June 2009 with numerous best friends. Life is incomparably good.


Update ~2004:
Mr. Clay has visited 45 out of the 50 American states since his graduation from Elco. This actually took quite a bit of doing and was fully worth the effort. He continues to have more fun than one person should be allowed and has produced no offspring whatsoever.
R. Clay has most recently been employed as a Social Worker for Children and Youth (approx. 3 years), although he's also served time as a High School English Teacher. Other jobs of which he is proud: Assistant to disabled individuals during his time at PSU. Grilled Cheese Vendor. Sticker Salesman.
Ryan has one degree from Penn State in English Lit., and has also acquired a Masters in the same subject from Temple. He currently puts both degrees to good use by doing quite a lot of email and writing odd stories for the amusement of his friends.
Ryan "Claybird" Clay currently lives in West Philly with his beautiful girlfriend Tara, but continues to visit Myerstown for frequent good times at Wenger's garage.